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Dad went for milk in 2009. He’s still out there.

Kwik Milk Mart · Community board · Store #0420

MISSING

HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD?

Dad: bald, mustache, chrome grill, green polo
Name
Dad
Last seen
Oct 16 2009, 7:42 pm, "going to get milk"
Wearing
green polo, cargo shorts, white New Balance
Marks
mustache. chrome grill (the milk money)
May be found
on Kalshi, betting YES

REWARD: one of you, every 15 minutes.

A supermarket dairy shelf at night, every milk carton printed with dad's MISSING photo

He's on every carton in the store.
Nobody has seen him.

01 · The draws

When's dad back?

Three ways he comes home. All of them random, all of them on-chain.

EVERY 15 MIN

Dad's back

--:--

One holder gets the whole toll pot. Every transfer of $MILKDAD pays the toll, anywhere.

pot right now fills at launch

EVERY 30 MIN

Dad sends money

--:--

Ten holders split the trading fees, paid in Kalshi shares (T-Kalshi).

pot right now fills at launch

MIDNIGHT UTC

Back with the milk

--:--:--

A fifth of every round goes in the cookie jar. At midnight one holder takes all of it.

jar right now fills at launch

DAD COMING HOME
by me, age 6

02 · The log

Dad sightings

every draw, checkable on-chain

Security camera still: dad in a store aisle holding a betting app and a carton with his own MISSING photo
first sighting. he had the milk the whole time.
  1. --:-- No sightings yet. Dad leaves the house at launch.

03 · The story

What happened to dad

Oct '09: "back in 5"
'14: a postcard from aisle 7
'19: spotted. holding 2%. ran.
'26: bet the milk money on Kalshi

and now?

He comes back every 15 minutes.
For one of us.

04 · The rules

Found in his car

KWIK MILK MART

STORE #0420 · OPEN 24H

10/16/2009 19:42 · REG 2

1 GAL MILK 2%NOT FOUND

1 DADMISSING

TRADING TAX3.00%

TOLL, EVERY TRANSFER2.00%

PAIRT-KALSHI

EVERY 15 MIN1 HOLDER: TOLL POT

EVERY 30 MIN10 HOLDERS: FEES

00:00 UTC1 HOLDER: JACKPOT

YOUR ODDS√BAG + 1

* a bag 100x bigger is only ~10x likelier. small bags win too.

DRAW SEEDFINALIZED BLOCKHASH

DEV GETS$0.00

TOLL CHANGEABLE?NO, LOCKED

TOTAL DADS0

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING

DAD WILL BE RIGHT BACK

CA: SOON